Promiscuous promises

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous Girl

And thiiiis one, for that girl we all love to hate and men hate to love. Our very own Malaysian

Paris Hilton. Hehehe... We shan't reveal names, but i'm sure everyone who knows her would know what we are bitchin' about LOL.

Cannibalism IS rampant

Nelly Furtado - Maneater video (removed)

Haha...i know what you're thinking. What's THIS vid doing here? Well, my sis and i shared a joke last nite that someone whom we identified as being abit on the erm...queer side and who can't seem to stop making home videos of HIMSELF - should go ahead and spoof this song. With a fork and knife in his hands at that. ROFL!! He's a MAN EATER !!!

She loves rodents

My sister has had mini hamsters, or if called by their proper name - Russian Dwarf hamsters for as long as i can remember : ) They're adorable little creatures but can be quite vicious - they have a mean bite and can pounce on your finger like little tigers. These variety of hamsters don't multiply as fast as the normal big ones and aren't as stupid as the big ones (she's kept both types before). With the big hamsters, its like the Lights are on but nobody's home... However, we've seen quite a few multiplications at home and especially recently. Currently there are four large cages of those lil critters, separated by gender so they don't mate again ; )

They're not very photogenic, being so small and all - but they have their moments. Check these out ; )

don't eat us, we're innocent !


the tame ones


prison break


gnaw gnaw gnaw

Coffee, tea or me ?

My sister went to Bangkok and all i got was this beautiful t-shirt... hehe. No, its not really for me. But it's still beautiful, non? : )

Note : This image has been moderately edited to allow this blog to remain being rated "U"

England vs Italy ?

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test

"Here's your first question," the foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree makea nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.
"Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees isa dirtynow. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says,
"All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt.
"You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

(You're going to love this one!!!)

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says,
"A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when Ia start?

thanks to Liyen for the forwarded source of this joke ; )

And the Letter of the Day is...

the letter G

The letter G is the seventh letter in the Latin alphabet. Its name in English is gee (jē, IPA [dʒi:]). The letter G was created by the Romans because they felt that C was not an adequate letter to represent both /k/ and /g/. The recorded originator of the letter G is Spurius Carvilius Ruga, who taught around 230 BC.

Ever realise how the letter G is regularly used ? Like, in G-force, G-string, G-mail, G-spot *heh*, G Band...

There also appear to be a variety of ways to pronounce the letter G for example "Jee" (as in allergy) , "Jhui" (chinese version of it) or "Ghh" (as in groundnuts).

Even bands adopt the much-used letter like the bands G Unit, G4, Kenny G (oops, that's his name urp), and lesser known bands such as G Love And Special Sauce, G Matos Rodrigoez, G Spot and G-strings. Pardon me if you've heard of them, i havent and that's why i term them "lesser known" on this blog : )

In UK, there are even G Factor Finalists for a Godiva Festival. If you ask me, the only thing i know about Godiva is that they are one of the yummiest things alive. I mean, dead. Beats me what G Factor is. I've only heard of the F Factor, ie. Fear Factor : )

The letter G was also not left out in playing a part as one of the musical keys (being A to G), leading to a variety of classical compositions which involved the usage of this key, be it in the major or minor version. Examples (i have given everything back to the piano so don't even begin to ask me to recite the list of famous works by these composers) Beethoven's G major Piano Sonata, Mozart's Symphony in G Minor, JS Bach's Fantasy in G Minor, Tchaikovsky's Piano Sonata in G major, Haydn's Symphony No. 88 in G Major (im not making these up, okay) and so on and so forth.

If the letter G has Grown on you so much so that you thirst to know more (God forsake) about this mysterious alphabet, please click here.

Now, isn't that interesting ? And you thought it was just another frequently mis-pronounced letter ; )

Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind

Braille for astrologers ?

Stars Are Blind

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I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
Cuz I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk their talk is suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

My love, ohh oh
I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that love's what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home? oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be me feeling
It could get physical, oh no, no no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you

Baby I'm perfect for you

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

The origins of Crow's Feet...

The main reason this blog was set up was because someone could not access her friendster account at work (not me!) and wanted an alternative way to fill her time. Also, that someone could not view my friendster blogsite due to the *ahem* name, Friendster. Strangely enuff, that someone was able to access the blogsite for Friendster Cafe, so go figure.

As such, this marks the beginning of what i can foresee to be a whole string of nonsensical virtual adventures to come and mark my words - its gonna be FUN !!! : )